Due to a DMCA request, I cannot distribute the "SWF" file player myself. Just to be safe, I am not even using a certain trademark.

This site has instructions on how to obtain the program directly from an Adobe server. They are unnecessarily complicated, because Adobe provides the download in an incredibly stupid format. You might accidentally install an even older and less secure version of the "Streisand" Player than what my site used to provide, but that's just too bad.

This site offers a less stupid download. It's probably secure, but I can't personally guarantee that. Their download server appears to be in the Netherlands, so it's far less likely Adobe will be able to bully them into removing the file.

This Google Query provides relevant results. It might also link to porn, or puppy kickers. Sorry about that. My page was safe and secure, with no porn or puppy kickers of any kind whatsoever. I guess Adobe would prefer that you might see porn or puppy kickers.

This is definitely not a picture of Donald Trump. We swear it's actually The Player Which Can Not Be Named. But maybe they got a DMCA, and so they replaced the download. Who knows. We guarantee you'll get a virus either way.

Please e-mail me if you want your site listed here.

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You may get viruses from the linked sites. Unfortunately, that's too bad. My download was virus free. I can only guarantee downloads on my own site, but I cannot provide that download anymore. Never buy or support Adobe software.